Longkang bowler...

I’m the longkang bowler,
Every throws bring the longkang closer,
Never missed the longkang with each roller,
Sometimes I wonder why I’m such a longkang winner,

I may have fallen in love with the longkang,
Tried many styles including the kangkang,
Even throwing ball with me squezzing my pinggang,
Every attempt failed and I’m now benggang,

Orh longkang bowler all around,
What makes us so unique and round,
Desperately in need of a turnaround,
To avoid the lonkang and hit the ground,

Should we just give up and call it a day,
The longkang always seems to stand in the way,
I’m so fed up hoping for the runaway,
Maybe I’m just destined to be the longkang bowler all the way!