Hokkien made easy

(extracted from Oon Yeoh site)

Hokkien is easy to learn. Just remember:
Giving birth is seh kia

Children is gina kia

Korean car is simply Kia

Police constable is mata kia

Bad guy is pai kia

Furniture is Ikea

Puppy is kao kia

Kitten is ngiao kia

Handphone is Nokia

If you believe this lesson, you are gong kia

And if you are laughing out loud... you are siaow kia!